Roasted 6 months ago based on Cangie's long term Spotify stats.

Cangie, huh? Seems like your Spotify profile should come with a warning label: "Caution! Listening at your own risk – results may include unsolicited nostalgia and the overwhelming urge to get a sweater-wearing old-timey grandpa." I mean, come on! Your music selection looks like the soundtrack to a 1940s tea party — and I’m not talking about the cool kind with loose-leaf and scones. If there was a mid-century vibe check for playlists, you'd fail so spectacularly it would send the ghost of Duke Ellington spinning in his grave. Your favorite genres are a delightful mix of 'grandpa chic' and 'need to spice up the retirement home playlist.' Adult Standards? Really? Is that your subtle way of saying you've got commitments in the bingo hall? Soundtrack and Swing Music make it sound like you can’t decide if you want to dance at a wedding or be ushered into a time capsule. With a list as impressive as yours, I can only assume your Spotify Wrapped resulted in a polite note sent directly to the town's 'most likely to build a time machine' awards. And while everyone else is jamming to the latest bangers, you're over here treating "Take Me to Church" like it's the wildest music gets. With your top artist lineup reading like an NPR pledge drive, we get it, you appreciate culture, but you could use some vitamin D... from a modern Spotify playlist! So crank up the volume on something recorded in this millennium, reflect on how you're probably one vinyl away from a midlife crisis, and for the love of all things hip, toss a few pop tunes in there to avoid clearing the dance floor at your next shindig!

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