Roasted 7 months ago based on Vicci's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, ginkovien, the Spotify profile that looks like the soundtrack to an existential crisis in a quaint town where the biggest drama involves a runaway cat and a wannabe Shakespearean actor. Your musical taste reads like someone googled “music for people who don’t want to commit to one genre” and opened a can of musical confusion. Seriously, ‘Soft Pop’ and ‘Variété Française’? What do you do, crank these jams up during a bubble bath while contemplating whether you should start knitting or writing a short story about your sad suburban life? Your top artists are a veritable who’s who of “I’m trying to impress my hipster friends at the café.” Sufjan Stevens next to Rick Astley is the equivalent of ordering a craft beer and then slamming a Bud Light while burying your face in a crumpled napkin. If I had a dollar for every time a random obscure acoustic artist appears in your playlist, I could fund my own musical project that could still somehow manage to outperform your “Most Played Songs” list. And let’s be real, nothing screams “I have no idea what I like” quite like a mix that swings from ‘Hell Is Forever’ to Hugh Jackman’s bombastic Broadway numbers. I’m particularly intrigued by your top song, “Brighter” by Hazbin Hotel. It’s like you discovered a hidden gem in the depths of a dumpster fire. Don’t worry; we’ve all been there. But if you’re trying to create a ‘vibe,’ it’s a bit hard when it feels like you’re shuffling through a madman’s playlist while he’s in the middle of a poetic meltdown. And $OHO BANI? From your taste, it sounds like you might be more successful becoming the night’s entertainment at a very specific poetry slam. So, please, do us all a favor and consider unearthing a couple of tracks that don’t sound like they belong in a tragic coming-of-age movie no one asked for.

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