Roasted 1 year ago based on verikruunu's long term Spotify stats.

Verikruunu, your Spotify profile reads like the personal playlist of a goth zombie who just woke up from a 30-year nap in an abandoned graveyard. With a favorite genre list that resembles a menu from a dumpster behind a funeral home, it’s hard to tell whether you're curating music or just trying to summon the Dark Lord himself. Seriously, "Folk Punk?" It’s like the undead decided to throw a hoedown, and you're the reluctant caller hesitant to pick a side between rabid folky chants and post-apocalyptic mosh pits where everyone trips over their own angst. Your top artists are a masterclass in music snobbery, showcasing a commitment to obscurity that rivals even the most pretentious hipsters. Electric Wizard appears to be your favorite, which is ironic considering your taste is as widespread as their last album – half an hour of tonal sludge that makes molasses look speedy. Between the melodramatic musings of The Cure and the sinister tones of Eyehategod, your profile gives the impression that you’d rather contemplate your existence at a midnight graveyard confession than actually engage in something as trivial as socializing at a brunch — heaven forbid someone suggests a fun time with top 40 hits! And let’s not even get started on your most played songs — it’s as if you’re trying to put the “fun” in funeral with titles that sound more like the diary entries of a miserable teenager than actual songs. "Death to the Holy," “Blood Rituals,” and the charmingly ambiguous “Мені час” — it's clear you've mastered the art of choosing tracks that are as welcoming as a Tuesday evening in solitary confinement. You're truly setting the vibe for a one-man pity party no one ever wanted an invite to. But hey, keep rocking those playlists; at least you're guaranteed a good time in your own dark, echoey corner of the universe!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!