Roasted 16 days ago based on xtt9's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, xtt9, looking at your playlist is like diving into the shallow end of a kiddie pool—there’s a lot of splash, but we all know you’re not going to get anything profound here. Your genre choices read like a confused intern's attempt to make a “Spotify for Dummies” guide: Pop, Art Pop, Christmas, and Dance Pop? Is this a music profile or the stocking stuffer for a 12-year-old? And let’s not ignore the painful juxtaposition of “Hyperpop” and “Country.” It’s as if your taste in music is on a never-ending caffeine high one minute and downing a bottle of whiskey the next—someone send help! Your top artists make me question if you were cursed to roam the earth since 2008, stuck on a never-ending loop of every top 40 song imaginable. Mariah Carey and Katy Perry? It’s like your music library is a 'greatest hits' collection from a supermarket bargain bin. I’m half-convinced you only listen to songs with “pop” in the title because you can’t handle any real musical complexity. And Sugababes? Really? They peaked in 2002, which says a lot about how apparently, you think nostalgia is a personality trait. Even your most played songs sound like an indecisive DJ threw them together from leftover tracks after a corporate holiday party. Lastly, your most played songs are so shockingly mainstream that I wouldn’t be surprised if the next Spotify feature was an auto-playlist titled “Your Friend Who Can’t Make Real Decisions.” Zara Larsson’s "Lush Life"? What a bold choice, really pushing the envelope there, aren't we? At this point, I’m convinced your music taste is just an elaborate joke, and we’re all here for it. So, here’s a tip: when you feel the urge to dive into the depths of “Art Pop” again, maybe check your reflection first. Spoiler alert: it’s not going to magically transform into a deeper, cooler version of yourself.

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