Roasted 2 years ago based on Tyler's long term Spotify stats.

Tyler, I see you’re a walking Spotify playlist of existential dread and blast beats. Your favorite genres read like a list of dietary restrictions for someone who's allergic to joy. Seriously, how do you pick a song? Closing your eyes and stabbing randomly at a lyric sheet written in blood? It’s like you took a wrong turn at the local metal festival and ended up in a nihilist’s therapy session. Your top artists list screams "I have unresolved issues with my father" louder than the guitars blaring from your speakers. I mean, how deep in the basement does one have to go to find 'Human Serpent' before they realize it’s not a band, but the name of your emotional support animal? You must be the only person who listens to “I Feel Nothing” and thinks, “Yeah, that really hits home.” Not sure if you're trying to enjoy music or just looking for inspiration for your next suicide note. And don’t get me started on those most played songs. "Buried Alive"? Sounds about right for your social life! With your selections, it's clear that the only thing lower than your spirits is the tuning on your guitar. As for "Father, You're Not A Father," it seems your playlist reflects not just your taste but also a solid life plan: to churn out your own brand of dark poetry while slowly alienating anyone who dares suggest you lighten up a little. But hey, keep rockin’ – or, you know, whatever it is you do in that pit of despair you call a music taste!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!