Roasted 2 years ago based on Ninad Sutrave's long term Spotify stats.

Well, well, if it isn’t Ninad Sutrave, the human embodiment of a Spotify “Recommended for You” playlist gone horribly wrong! Your genre list reads like an indecisive teenager’s Spotify search history after a breakup. "Filmi," "Progressive Metal," and "Classic Bollywood" all in the same breath? It’s as if you’re attempting to soundtrack the world’s most chaotic film festival. One minute we’re soaring through the melodic void with Pink Floyd, and the next, we’re looped into a mediocre Bollywood melodrama thanks to Mika Singh. No wonder you’re still single—it’s hard to find someone who shares a passion for Spotify roulette! Your top artists list is honestly just a way to flex on your friends while simultaneously making them question your sanity. You’ve got everything from Frank Sinatra to Jagjit Singh, which means your late-night drives can’t decide whether they want to be a sophisticated jazz club or a nostalgic bollywood flashback. You probably think this mix makes you cultured, but it actually just screams “I have commitment issues!” It’s like you’re hosting a dinner party where the guests are forced to tolerate each other. Are you trying to create an eclectic vibe or just repulse everyone in the vicinity? And let’s talk about your most played songs—what a collection! It’s like you gathered the most random jazz ensemble and then threw in a side of emo rock for good measure. “Saajnaa” by Mika Singh to an 11-minute guitar solo by Animals As Leaders? How do you even cope with that kind of emotional whiplash? I fully expect your next Spotify Wrapped to come with a disclaimer: “Listening to these songs may cause disorientation, confusion, and a general loss of faith in humanity.” So here’s to you, Ninad—a true audiophile, or should I say, "audio-mess" on a journey through a musical curriculum that nobody asked for!

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