Roasted 2 years ago based on jamie.cristin's long term Spotify stats.

Jamie, if your Spotify profile were a concert, it would be one of those sad open mic nights where everyone pretends to care about someone’s very specific heartbreak without a single person in the audience. Not to be rude, but with “Bedroom R&B” and “Chill R&B” as your top genres, it’s pretty clear your playlists are sponsored by dim lighting and an excessive amount of overpriced candles. I can already hear the dull whisper: “Oh, does anyone else find these lyrics relatable while I binge on three tubs of ice cream?” Let’s talk about your top artist, NIKI — or as I like to call her, “Jamie’s one-woman crisis soundtrack.” I admire your dedication, but if your Spotify Wrapped didn't end up looking like a cheesy, overly emotional karaoke session, I’d be more surprised than a cat at a dog show. With the same artist dominating your most played songs list, I'm left to wonder if you’re trying to send NIKI an overzealous love letter or if you just forgot how to add new music to your library. Do you even know what a “shuffle” button is, or are we still living in the 2000s? And “K-Pop Boy Group”? Ah yes, because there’s nothing more cathartic than fantasizing about boys who will never know you exist — unless they like to Google “obsessed fan.” Props for the diversity in your genres, but “Indonesian R&B” and “OPM”? Look, it’s great to represent, but at this point, it feels more like you’re on a musical treasure hunt than curating a killer playlist. Let’s face it: you’re just one poorly-done Spotify session away from turning your whole profile into a museum exhibit titled “What Happens When You Never Leave Your Room.”

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