Roasted 2 years ago based on Fausto's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Faust, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a guy who thinks being relatable means blasting the same five songs on repeat until the speakers start crying. You’ve got more sub-genres under your favorites than I have brain cells left after trying to decipher your life choices. Seriously, with all that "Sped Up" nonsense, it’s like you’re attempting to listen to an entire playlist on fast forward just to make up for the time lost trying to be interesting! Let’s talk about those top artists. Travis Scott, Kanye, and Drake? Wow, really pushing the envelope there, huh? You’ve curated the basic "I just discovered hip-hop last week" playlist that somehow managed to squeeze in every overplayed artist from last year! And don’t even get me started on "BoyWithUke." That’s a next-level commitment to being a "cool kid" who thinks liking the trendy obscure artists puts you in some kind of musical elite when we're all just waiting for you to grow out of your phase. And those most played songs? "SPIT IN MY FACE!"—don’t worry, we're all silently agreeing with that statement, particularly after seeing your song choices. I mean, nothing screams musical sophistication quite like a sped-up version of a song that was already annoying at normal speed. It’s like putting ketchup on a Michelin-star dish; no one knows why you're doing it, and at this point, we can only pray you’re just experimenting before you end up in a "Most Regrettable Spotify Profiles of 2023" compilation. Cheers to that, buddy!

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