Roasted 1 year ago based on universe's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s the Universe, where the only thing expanding faster than your K-Pop playlists is your denial about needing a musical intervention. Let’s face it, with a Spotify profile that reads like a South Korean high school yearbook, you’re practically begging for a stage name like “K-Pop’s Biggest Stan.” You’ve got more boy bands on your favorites list than actual friends. One day, you’ll look back on this and wish you could reach through time, shake your younger self, and yell, “There’s a whole world of music out there! Try a little ‘Not K-Pop’ for once!” Scrolling through your top artists is like walking through a hipster's fever dream. Stray Kids has more plays on your account than most musicians will ever dream of, and not to mention the soul-crushing irony of “WHO?” ringing through your speakers—it’s like the universe just asked you the same question. Let’s not even start with your most played songs. If I had a dollar for every time you hit replay on “TASTE,” I could finally pay for a therapist to help you break free from this rhythmic prison. Your obsession with NewJeans is so intense, I half expect you to name your firstborn after one of their songs. “Cookie Jr.” has a nice ring to it, don’t you think? And please, can we talk about your love affair with "Anime"? I mean, come on, at this rate, you're more likely to main K-Pop idols than actual people in reality. “Korean City Pop”? That’s just code for “I want to hear music that gives me the same energy as a lost cat video.” You’re like a walking anime convention that forgot to bring snacks, and your profile is proof that Spotify should have a “professional help needed” feature for folks like you. So go ahead, crank up that playlist—just remember, every time you listen to “Lucid Dream,” the rest of us can only dream of you waking up from this musical nightmare!

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