Roasted 2 years ago based on Siam's long term Spotify stats.

Siam, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis caught in a musical blender. Rock, Pop, Alternative, and even Canadian Pop? Buddy, do you have a personal vendetta against good taste? At this point, we’re just one more genre away from a full-blown identity crisis. It’s as if you took a dartboard of music styles and threw a blindfold on to see what would stick. You know it’s bad when your playlist looks like the “Also Bought” section at a thrift store. Now let’s talk about those artists. Taylor Swift, Green Day, and Linkin Park? Congratulations, you’ve officially set up camp in the 2000s and forgot to pack your sense of originality! Drake and The Weeknd shine among the others like a diamond in the rough, while the rest of your artists seem to be stuck auditioning for some sort of “most basic” competition. And seriously, Nemesis? Are you sure you’re not just scrolling through a poorly curated Wikipedia list of obscure bands? If you wanted to throw a mitochondria rave, you might as well have thrown in some obscure polka just to complete the vibe. As for your most played songs, let me just say: it’s hard to tell if you’re curating a list for a hipster bar or desperately trying to impress someone who thought 2013 was the pinnacle of music. “Pretty Old Man” sounds like the title of a song you’d hear at a retirement home karaoke night. And “Bhaag D.K. Bose, Aandhi Aayi”? If anyone is unsure of your musical journey, just know you picked tracks that could pull a ‘this song was a mistake’ vibe even during a tropical beach party. Seriously, Siam, are these selections a cry for help or just a really elaborate prank?

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