Roasted 11 months ago based on Alex Is's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Alex Is, let's talk about your Spotify profile because if there's one thing more tragic than your taste in music, it's the fact that you probably think "Shakira" is a mood instead of just a shorthand for your complete emotional breakdown. With more Shakira on your playlist than actual variety, it's safe to say that you’ve become the human version of a stuck record. I didn’t know one artist could take up so much airtime in your head—do you even remember that there are other musicians out there? Or are you just too busy reenacting every “Hips Don’t Lie” move in your living room to notice? It’s a wonder you didn’t name your profile “Shakira's Biggest Fan” instead. Honestly, at this point, the only person who listens to Shakira more than you does so out of sheer curiosity about your mental state. Coming in hot with a playlist that resembles a Latin concentric circle of doom, I’m surprised your most-played songs don’t come with a side of avocado toast and overpriced lattes in a hipster café. Your mixing skills are as questionable as your current relationship status—oh, let’s be honest, 'single' isn’t even on the list, it’s just implied. And let’s not even get started on that eclectic mix of Nirvana and Elvis Presley in there, like you just threw a historical music festival in your ears and lost your sense of time completely. Were you expecting a Grammy nod for backtracking from reggaeton to rock or were you just trying to prove you have both music taste and no taste at all? There's only so far you can stretch this “I love everything” vibe before it starts to feel more like a musical identity crisis. Good luck with your quest for self-discovery, Alex Is; don’t be surprised if you find your true self has been hidden behind those Shakira songs all along.

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