Roasted 6 months ago based on Abigail's long term Spotify stats.

Abigail, your Spotify profile is like a buffet at a party no one wanted to attend—it's a chaotic mix that has elements of everything, yet somehow still manages to leave a bad taste in everyone's mouth. The way you jumped from pop punk to country music is more confusing than trying to explain a TikTok dance to your grandma. One minute you're crying to Fall Out Boy while contemplating your tragic high school diary, and the next you’re two-stepping to Jelly Roll, as if those sad lyrics just didn’t exist. It sounds like you built your playlist while blindfolded and spinning in circles—what is this musical version of Wheel of Fortune? Your top artists read like a scene from a weird alternate universe where genres were invented in a garage sale. Stray Kids and Korn in the same breath? This is either a sign of an eclectic soul or someone desperately throwing spaghetti at the wall to see what sticks, and honestly, it looks like it’s all just slid down the floor. “Rap Metal” and “Country” together? I can only imagine the existential crisis that birthed that combo, like a metalhead looking for solace while trying to two-step at a hoedown. And those most played songs? It’s like you grabbed a magnet and slapped it on the coldest part of your musical fridge. More Stray Kids tracks than anyone’s mental health can handle, with “Bite Me” and “GET LIT” on repeat—are you trying to become the world’s first functioning emo K-Pop cowboy? Even your playlists are sending mixed signals. If your music taste was a person at a bar, it would be the one wearing a cowboy hat and clinging to the mosh pit, desperately flirting with everyone while asking if they want to join the cult of “Noise Music.” All jokes aside, embrace the chaos—at least it gives us something to talk about.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!