Roasted 1 year ago based on poorva's long term Spotify stats.

Poorva, your Spotify profile is like a buffet where someone sneezed on all the food and no one wants to eat. It's abundantly clear you're on a mission to collect every sub-genre of electronic music known to humankind. "Chillstep"? More like "Chill-out-and-rethink-your-life-choices-step." I mean, is your life really so stressful that you need 12 different flavors of electronic music just to chill? At this point, your playlist looks like a DJ's shopping list after a heavy night out at a Sonic-themed rave. And let’s talk about your top artists. "Cafe Music BGM channel"? Seriously? Are you setting a mood for your very own hipster coffee shop where you serve overpriced lattes and judgment? It’s like your Spotify wrapped is an announcement that you finally accepted your role as the emotional support friend. Taylor Swift? Congrats on choosing an artist whose biggest hit is about a breakup that’s older than some of your questionable music taste. I can only assume you play ILLENIUM on repeat to convince yourself that your emotional rollercoaster is still relevant in 2023. Your most played songs are a mix that screams, “I have no idea what I actually like!” "Ode to a Conversation Stuck in Your Throat"? I’ve never related to a title more, because this is definitely how I feel reading your profile. You're vibing hard in your own little bubble while the rest of us are just standing outside with raised eyebrows. But hey, keep spinning that "Bedroom Pop" like it’s the anthem of your life—after all, we get it; your bed is the only place you’re really thriving.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!