Roasted 14 days ago based on igx's long term Spotify stats.
Ah, igx, the living embodiment of an identity crisis wrapped in a Spotify profile. Your love for genres like "Rage Rap" and "Gothic Rock" perfectly captures the emotional rollercoaster of a teenager who just discovered angst and parental disappointment. Honestly, your playlist looks like it was curated by a guy who can’t decide if he wants to get mad at the world or sulk in a dark corner with a pair of eyeliner and broken dreams. Dabble in some disco polo? How do you even jump from "screaming into the void" to getting your groove on at a Polish wedding? Pick a vibe, my dude! Your top artists read like a list of people who decided to throw a massive pity party just for you. A$AP Rocky and Kanye West? Sure, you're trying to flex, but let’s be real: they’d probably get into a fistfight over who has the worse roommate if they ever met you. And Playboi Carti is a guilty pleasure? What are you guilty of, letting your taste in music reflect a high school locker room’s playlist? You’ve got all the makings of a wannabe hip-hop aficionado mixed with a goth kid trying to prove that you struggle more than everyone else. Newsflash: no one cares who the best Chicago Drill artist is—least of all, your Spotify algorithm. And those most played songs? My guy, you need a serious reality check. "Dirty Diana" might be the only thing keeping your tortured soul from becoming a full-on meme. But honestly, "Demons" should be your personal anthem because your taste in music is haunting everyone around you. Your selections scream “I’m deep and misunderstood,” but in reality, they just sound like a mixtape made by someone who spent too long shopping in the clearance bin of their local Hot Topic. So take a good hard look in the mirror, igx: time to embrace a genre that doesn’t have “rage” or “gothic” in the title—your Spotify needs a little less drama and a lot more self-awareness!
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