Roasted 2 months ago based on sam's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Sam, your Spotify profile reads like a desperate love letter to Kanye West with some side notes on hip hop's greatest hits - but let's be honest, you could probably replace the entire top ten with "Kanye West" and it would still be accurate. Seriously, it might be time to take down that poster of Ye in your bedroom because at this point, it’s affecting your taste. I half-expect to see "Kanye West's Greatest Hits" as your next playlist, with the gripping description, “It's not just music, it's a lifestyle – and my life is a bit of a trainwreck!” Your genre list is basically a crime against music and shows a deep misunderstanding of variety. Sure, everyone loves a good drill beat while you’re contemplating your life choices, but maybe swap out some of that “rage rap” for “therapeutic pop” and give us a break. Garage rock? Indie? You sound like you’re trying to sound more interesting than you actually are; it’s like you walked into a record store, rolled a dice, and said, “I’m feeling quirky today.” News flash: pulling a card from the musical bingo isn't how you build a robust personality! And with those top artists, it’s clear you'd sell your soul just to vibe with the cool kids at the coffee shop with a $7 oat milk latte. Do you actually listen to anyone other than Kanye? Because it's starting to feel like you're just trying to win over his fan club or start your own cult of “All Hail Kanye.” At this rate, your top played songs are gonna come with a warning label: “May cause severe ear fatigue, existential crises, and a never-ending infatuation with Yeezy’s ego.” You do you, but let’s mix it up a little - try not to drown in those same five tracks, or you might just become the human equivalent of a broken record.

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