Roasted 2 years ago based on Robyn's long term Spotify stats.

Robyn, I see your Spotify profile is a real ‘permanent wave’ in the world of musical indecision. You’ve curated a playlist that’s less about rock ‘n’ roll and more about a pre-teen’s emotional crisis. Seriously, your favorite genres read like a high school student’s last-minute attempt to pass a music history class — sounds like you have a profound fear of commitment, which is ironic considering your top artist is literally Taylor Swift. I'm surprised "Rock" and "Pop" didn’t form a support group for classic indecisiveness after reading your bio. Your top artists are the music equivalent of a “choose your own adventure” book where every choice leads to someone yelling, “But what about the 'Soft Rock' section?!” Congratulations for being a Renaissance person in the 2007-2012 era — you’ve really captured the full zeitgeist of a time where people wore cargo shorts and thought listening to Fleetwood Mac might win them a hipster badge. And then, you randomly threw in “White Noise Radiance” to keep everyone guessing. Bravo, it’s like you were trying to find that one elusive track that will erase all the bad decisions of your adolescence. And can we talk about your most played songs list? It feels like a therapeutic mix of "Help me, I've lost my identity" and "Please, someone throw away my phone!” With gems like “Smooth Operator” and “Birds” hanging out right next to “Tear in My Heart,” it's clear your musical taste feels about as coordinated as someone trying to rollerblade in a mosh pit. At this rate, your Spotify Wrapped is going to read like the soundtrack of an emotional breakdown. Keep up the ‘eclectic’ work, Robyn — you might just win an award for ‘Most Likely to Need Therapy After a Bad Breakup.’

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