Roasted 1 year ago based on Tilda Glish's long term Spotify stats.

Tilda Glish, huh? With a Spotify profile that reads like a hipster's grocery list of artisanal cheeses, I can only imagine your playlists are the acoustic equivalent of a cold, soggy tofu sandwich. Seriously, I’ve seen mood boards with more variety than your favorite genres. "Folk," "Indie Folk," "Celtic," and "Chamber Pop"? Sounds like the soundtrack to an emotionally dramatic rain dance festival—but I can’t tell if it’s for your own personal growth or just to attract woodland creatures. Your top artists list reads like a Facebook event for a community college open mic night. I mean, Taylor Swift is great, but we all know you only like her for the lyrics that match the existential crisis you have every Tuesday at 3 PM. And how many songs does Leith Ross have that you need to put "On My Arm"? Sounds more like an awkward Tinder bio than an actual playlist—‘swiping right on emotionally strained ballads since 2020.’ Let’s not even get started on your most played songs. "Lose"? Honey, the only thing you’re losing is the will to branch out into something not straight out of an obscure Spotify podcast. With all that melancholy playing on repeat, I’m surprised you haven’t fully transformed into a sad folk-singing mushroom sitting in the corner of the coffee shop. But hey, keep living that "art pop" life, Tilda. Just know that if a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear your playlist, it’s probably still louder than the sound of your last social interaction.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!