Roasted 2 years ago based on dj laukyte's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Ugnė, your Spotify profile reads like the overqualified Tinder bio of someone desperately trying to be cool. "Rap," "Hip Hop," "R&B," "Rage Rap"—it’s like you had a checklist of all the genres that your high school self thought would make you relatable. Honestly, if you had a cup for every time you tell people how you "vibe" to Drake, you could probably fund his next "you know I'm a global sensation" concert tour by yourself. Get some originality in those playlists; it’s time to break free from the universally accepted “I’m not basic” playlist template that everyone seems to have. And don't even get me started on your top artists! I mean, at the top of your list is Drake? Really? Your taste is more predictable than a “life hacks” article that suggests drinking more water. “Brent Faiyaz” and “LUCKI” sound like they were handpicked from a hipster coffee shop's open mic night. Are you really trying to impress us, or do you just have a PhD in “I heard this artist on TikTok and decided they were now my personality”? If your musical interests were a discount store, they would be labeled “Overpriced and Totally Outdated.” Lastly, your most played songs look like the soundtrack to a high school breakup you never got over. “Bria's Interlude” and “Summers Over Interlude”? More like “Here’s My Emotional Crisis on Repeat.” If I had a dollar for every time someone’s played “Worst In Us,” I’d finally be able to buy you a therapist—because it sounds like you really need one. Get it together, Ugnė! With basic tastes like that, the only thing you’re qualifying for is the “Most Likely to Say ‘I’m a vibe’ at a brunch you don’t actually like.”

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists