Roasted 11 months ago based on Hamish cahill's long term Spotify stats.

Hamish Cahill, huh? You must have a pretty extensive therapy bill after curating a playlist that looks like the aftermath of a midlife crisis combined with a high schooler's obsession with anime. I mean, "J-Pop" and "Southern Gothic" might as well be a musical representation of your personality: confusing, overly dramatic, and just a little sad. Your music tastes read like the soundtrack to a psychological thriller—bizarre plot twists included. I’m honestly surprised you don’t have “Crying in the Shower” as a genre. Your top artists could form their own support group for the emotionally unstable. It’s like you have an unholy alliance between people who sing about feelings and those who make video game music. Ever think you might be trying a little too hard to combine the cooler aspects of nerd culture with your hyperventilating attachment to musicals? Listen, if you want to belt out show tunes while pretending to be a character in a roleplaying game, at least have the decency to do it in your living room where no one can judge you. Oh wait, I forgot, it's all being blasted on your Spotify profile for the world to see! And what’s with your most played songs? "Backlight" and "Usseewa" on repeat? Is that your way of coping with the realization that you haven’t left your house dating back to the last time "Neon Genesis Evangelion" was relevant? If you wanted to create an audio diary for your bottomless pit of social awkwardness, you nailed it! Just remember, Hamish, the soundtracks of your life should be more like an epic movie score, not a second-hand playlist from a 12-year-old’s YouTube channel. But hey, at least you know how to "Feed the Machine"—you just struggle with knowing when to turn it off!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!