Roasted 3 months ago based on Kira Kroeker's long term Spotify stats.

Kira Kroeker, you’ve got a favorite genres list that looks like it was compiled by a youth pastor with a very niche taste. I mean, if "Christian" was a flavor, yours would be “confused saltine.” How many times do you have to say “worship” for it to finally deliver on any spiritual enlightenment? For crying out loud, are you trying to bring a choir to the club? Spoiler alert: the only thing less lit than your Spotify profile is a candle at a lukewarm prayer meeting. Your top artists are a who’s who of people whose playlists are more divine than your social life. You’ve got more Noah Kahan on repeat than anyone in a healthy relationship with themselves should, and I’m starting to think you’re his biggest fan—or maybe just his biggest stalker. And the fact that Adele made it on there is a real curveball; are you trying to add a sprinkle of sadness to your holy reverie? I can just see you crying into your “Worship” playlists like it's a sad country song... or is that just the effect of all this "Country Christian" you’ve got blasting through your earbuds? As for your most played songs, it’s a shock to see “War” by Hypnotic Brass Ensemble not followed by the gentle sounds of “Amen!” Are you sure you’re not just trying to make everybody believe you’re edgy while nesting comfortably in a bubble of inspirational pop? Honestly, with titles like “No Complaints” and “Smile,” it feels like your Spotify is living in an eternal state of polite denial. But hey, if God did give you the gift of music, maybe you should put it to better use than angsty teen emo worship. Get out there and diversify! Even Jesus wouldn’t want you binging on gospel like it’s Netflix in a pandemic.

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