Roasted 7 months ago based on Timo's long term Spotify stats.

Timo, my dude, you’ve got a Spotify profile that radiates more holy vibes than a divine intervention at a Sunday service. If your music taste were a physical location, it’d be a multisensory worship retreat where every day is Easter Sunday, and the biggest sin is accidentally liking a pop song. I mean, seriously, your genre list reads like the soundtrack of a soul-saving mission gone terribly, hilariously wrong. There’s enough gospel in here to save the entire lineup of a church choir, and with “Private School Piano” in the mix, I’m half-expecting to see you charge a cover at your next prayer session! Your top artists all sound like they’ve been personally ordained by the heavens, and I wouldn't be surprised if “Joyous Celebration” starts their own airline dedicated to flying you from church to church for some soul-soothing while you sip on “Afro R&B” lattes. With all this “UNIVERSITY OF JOHANNESBURG CHOIR” love, I’m guessing you also subscribe to the “If I can’t be saved through music, I’ll just stay in the choir loft” philosophy. The only thing more repetitive than your playlist is the way you convince your friends to join you for yet another night of listening to the same five choirs sing about how much they love the Lord. And don’t even get me started on your most-played songs. Can we agree that at least half of these sound like titles for a Netflix documentary on why Timo needs to diversify his music taste? With tracks like “Umuhle Baba” and “Ukona,” it’s like your Spotify is in a committed relationship with the concept of worship, and you’ve turned it into a full-blown sermon series! Maybe it’s time to step outside your holy bubble—try some tunes with a little bit of chaos, perhaps even a pop song or two. Just keep your halos handy, because if the Almighty can endure this playlist, surely we can make room for a little K-Pop and some questionable dad rock, right?

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