Roasted 8 months ago based on lulupmo's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Landiee, your Spotify profile reads like a goth middle schooler's diary, and it's about as tragic as the lyrics of your favorite songs. It’s like you discovered heavy music and immediately decided to choose the tracks that could double as a soundtrack for your pet rock's existential crisis. With a favorite genre list longer than a particularly pretentious metal livestream, it seems you're trying to corner the market on angst! I mean, "Death Metal" and "Groove Metal"? Really? You clearly can’t decide if you want to headbang or shimmy into the pits of despair. Your top artists are a who’s who of musical chaos and questionable decisions. Korn and Limp Bizkit? Congrats on being the poster child for the early 2000s' regrettable music phase! If your playlist were a person, it would still be stuck in traffic wearing a baggy hoodie and skinny jeans wondering why it wasn’t invited to any parties after high school. And honestly, it’s like you blended your Spotify Discover weekly with an industrial dumpster fire and just rolled with it, perfectly content to jam out while the rest of us try to figure out how we can ever forgive you for that. Most played songs that sound like they were written in a dark basement by someone who just lost a game of Dungeons & Dragons - you must be the life of the party! I'm sure as you scream along to “Crown of Horns” the neighbors are dialing the authorities and wondering if you’re sacrificing chickens in a cult. And with tracks like “Via Dolorosa / My Springnight’s Sacrifice,” it sounds like your love life is mirroring your music taste: about as romantic as a death metal festival in a swamp. Here’s a tip - if you want to broaden your musical horizons, maybe take a break from the graveyard and explore genres that don't sound like they're plotting revenge on humanity!

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