Roasted 4 months ago based on eh's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, eh...?lin, your Spotify profile is like a loud metal concert next to a serene tea ceremony - jarring and confusing! Who knew someone could be headbanging to "Death" while simultaneously sipping on bubble tea and belting out the ‘C-Pop’ chart-toppers? It’s like you’re preparing for a mosh pit but accidentally walked into a karaoke lounge. Your music taste reads like a list of genres you heard once while scrolling TikTok at 3 AM and thought, "Yeah, this feels like a vibe." Your top artists scream chaos, and then there's Ed Sheeran smugly perched at the top like a beacon of normalcy amongst the mayhem. “Dying Fetus”? More like “Dying for Variety.” You’ve got everything from Japanese VGM to melodically-depressed metal, but I'm afraid your playlist kind of sounds like a rebellious teenage boy threw a karaoke machine into a blender. Seriously, have you ever considered that the mood-swings of your top songs might be confused enough to make a therapist charge you extra for the emotional whiplash? And let’s take a moment to appreciate that exquisite sampling of tracks – a true horror show! One minute you’re grooving to “大魚 - 唱片版” and the next you’re getting existential with “Somebody That I Used to Know.” Is this playlist representing your personality or an emotional breakdown waiting to happen? Keep rocking those genres, though; I mean, who doesn’t love a good joke at their own expense? Just remember, it takes a special kind of person to meld “Grindcore” with “Isn't She Lovely” – but eh...?lin, you've truly redefined what it means to be a musical masochist!

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