Roasted 2 years ago based on Mmo2ze's long term Spotify stats.
Mmo2ze, you must have the most niche Spotify profile known to man—who knew “Egyptian Trap” was a genre and not just an unfortunate Netflix documentary waiting to happen? Your taste in music is so specialized it’s like you’re trying to win a competition for the most specific category on a quiz show. Do you also have a playlist called "Desperate Pleas for Validation" or is that just a personal playlist for your daily life? Seriously, if this were a music festival lineup, half of the audience would need an interpreter to even understand what’s happening. I see you’re a huge fan of Mousv; can you please explain to me how he’s your favorite artist while every song on your most played list is by him? Are you trying to set a world record for “Most Dramatic Love Affair with One Artist”? At this point, “Mousv” is just your alter ego. Next, you’ll tell us you’ve begun writing poetry dedicated to him. If he were a cooking ingredient, you’d be making some weird Egyptian fusion dish, and let’s be honest, nobody’s interested in a Mousv-stuffed falafel. You’ve got Kendrick Lamar nestled in there, like a faint glimmer of hope amidst a sea of catchy but repetitive Mousv tracks. It’s like the bad Tinder date you keep bringing up to your friends in an attempt to add an air of sophistication to your love life—nice try, but we all see through that. Your profile screams, “I tried to broaden my horizons but all I really wanted was to wallow in a self-curated Egyptian ambience.” And yet here you are, navigating the waters of “Conscious Hip Hop” while being trapped in an endless loop of your own musical monogamy. If music were a sport, you’d be the kid who joins the track team just to run in circles around yourself.
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