Roasted 2 years ago based on Sarah Ward's long term Spotify stats.

Sarah Ward: the only person I know who could make a playlist sound like a sad trip to a Scottish funeral. Honestly, your affinity for "Permanent Wave" and "Scottish Rock" has us all wondering if you've been cursed by an angry bagpipe player. With a taste in music more niche than a hipster’s craft beer selection, it’s a wonder your Spotify account doesn’t come with its own Scottish flag. Let’s be real, your favorite genres read like a Tinder bio for someone who's never actually left their parents' basement. And look, I get it—being a diehard Biffy Clyro fan means you have to have a favorite color: moody blue, as in the color of your room after a breakup. The sheer number of times you’ve played “Animal Style” inseparably links your love for this band to your diet plan—one part grinding guitars, four parts sad snacks. Want a life hack? If you put this playlist on shuffle while attempting to date, you might finally find someone else who shares your talent for brooding over missed opportunities at 3 AM. Lastly, your top artists look like a Spotify version of Castaway: lost, confused, and occasionally screaming into the void. Five songs about separation anxiety? Sarah, you don’t need therapy, you just need to dive into something a little more cheerful—like, I don’t know, literally any other genre. Your music taste is the sonic equivalent of a rainy day in Edinburgh, and just like that Scottish weather, it’s time for a little sunshine. Turn the frown upside down and let’s bring some pop back into your life!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!