Roasted 9 months ago based on JolieA's long term Spotify stats.

JolieA, let’s be real for a second: your Spotify profile reads like the musical equivalent of a buffet organized by someone suffering from severe identity issues. You’ve got “Soft Pop” and “Country” rubbing shoulders with “Emo” and “EDM” like they're at a high school reunion, trying to convince each other they still hang out. It’s like you took a personality quiz and answered “I love everything!” just to feel special. Newsflash: you aren’t a walking Spotify playlist; you’re the chaotic mixtape no one asked for but everyone endures on a long road trip. Your top artists list looks like a gathering of the least controversial people in music—no wonder your song choices feel like a safety net of blandness. Noah Kahan and AJR’s lyrics must hit you right in the feels, and Post Malone is probably the most exciting thing you listen to when you’re waiting for the Wi-Fi to buffer during a Netflix binge. Seriously, if your musical taste was a flavor, it would be vanilla with a sprinkle of “please don't hurt me.” You might want to toss in a little spice; otherwise, you’re just one sunflower sticker away from being a full-blown mom blog. And then there are your most played songs. "Party In The U.S.A." by Miley Cyrus? We've all been there, but let's put it in perspective: that song is a guilty pleasure from when you were in middle school, not a lifelong ethos. “Electric Love” and “Someone To You”? Honey, if those tracks say anything about your romantic history, you might be better off taking notes from your houseplants. So, here’s a suggestion: let’s switch up that mixtape of mild and make it a little riskier—because right now, you're only one afternoon spent alone in a coffee shop from becoming a full-fledged cliché.

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