Roasted 2 years ago based on c's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, “c,” you’re out here with a Spotify profile that looks like a high school foreign exchange student’s mixtape journey through every genre they could find. Your listening habits scream, “I once binge-watched a weekend of Taiwanese soap operas and I’m not ashamed of it!” I mean, with favorite genres spanning from “Mandopop” to “Sichuanese Hip Hop,” it's clear you've set music tastes so eclectic that even a hipster with an ironic mustache would be like, “Whoa, chill out, I’m just here for the vintage vinyls.” And can we talk about your top artists? Tyson Yoshi followed by Lauv? That’s not a playlist, that’s an existential crisis in sound! Your selections scream, "I’m torn between wanting to vibe and needing everyone to know I’m super cultured!" It’s 2023, and you’ve still got Justin Bieber crammed next to some seriously underrated indie artists. What happened to you, did you get your heart broken at a KTV by someone playing "Love Yourself" on repeat? Your most played songs list reads like a painful diary entry from someone who can’t decide whether they want to drown their sorrows in R&B ballads or sing off-key about their feelings while playing on their mom's piano. "That Guy" and "留下來陪我"? You sure you're not looking for a therapist instead of a playlist? If your music taste was a person, it’d be that friend who can’t decide where to eat, so they just keep sending you 47 random links to obscure music videos while claiming, “No, trust me, you’ll love this!” c, it’s almost heroic how you’ve managed to collect a musical identity that supports every ambiguous vibe imaginable, and yet, here you are, still just a bit lost in translation.

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