Roasted 1 year ago based on ren :3's long term Spotify stats.

Oh ren :3, your Spotify profile is a hot mess of questionable taste and an identity crisis waiting to happen. It’s like your playlist is trying to run away from both the Latin rock that smells like your abuela's kitchen and all the angsty teen soul-searching that comes with nu metal. You’ve assembled a line-up of genres that would give even the most open-minded music connoisseur a headache. Do you have a musical mood swing disorder, or are you just committed to confusing everyone with your genre conga line? And don’t even get me started on your top artists. Tyler, The Creator is practically getting a restraining order against you for playing that guy's songs on repeat like a broken record. Seriously, your most played songs list reads like Tyler's greatest hits collection—except, oh wait, it *is* his greatest hits collection! It's obvious you have a one-track mind, and it revolves around a guy who wears flower crowns and still somehow manages to sound more relatable than your taste in music. If I didn’t know better, I’d say you’re trying to woo him from a distance. Good luck on that! Lastly, sweetie, your mix of Latin rock and alternative metal sounds about as harmonious as cats fighting over the last can of tuna in your pantry. It’s like your Spotify is stuck in a perpetual identity crisis. You’re out here saying “I like variety” while keeping the same five artists in your headphones. So next time you’re belting out Tyler in the shower, just remember: even the water is cringing. Maybe consider expanding those horizon vibes. Until then, keep fighting the good fight to collect every genre known to man—if only so we can finally understand who you really are!

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