Roasted 10 months ago based on hayden.moseley's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Hayden Moseley, the musical mastermind behind a Spotify profile that’s basically a self-portrait of confusion. I mean, you’ve found a way to make a playlist that sounds like a teenager's incoherent diary entry. Do you really need six different variations of grime in your favorite genres? I’m half-expecting to see “Grime with a Side of Grime” pop up next. It's like you’re attempting to make your listening experience a never-ending loop of the same sound. Congratulations, you’ve officially pulled off the impossible: being both a hip-hop aficionado and a slightly confused tourist in the psychedelic rock universe. Let’s take a look at those top artists, shall we? Headie One appears more times on your list than you do at the gym. I'm starting to think you might have a shrine dedicated to him in your bedroom. And King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard? Congrats on being the only person still clinging to the indie rock revival while the rest of us have moved on to better things. With your eclectic taste, it feels more like you hit shuffle on a random selection of genre-hopping websites than curated your favorite music. You’re the living personification of “I’ve got variety in my diet, I swear!” while still living off a steady stream of pizza rolls. And can we talk about your most played songs? You’ve got “Happy Music” followed by tracks titled “GANG” and “hit it light it twist it.” Someone call the music police because your playlist sounds like a dangerous rollercoaster ride through a midlife crisis. Seriously, if you’re pulling a “I could rap” now, maybe we should save the world from your lyrics. You’ve practically created the soundtrack for an existential crisis on a budget. But don’t worry, Hayden – keep doing you. The world needs someone to play the jar of pickles in the music scene, and clearly, you’ve found your niche!

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