Roasted 2 years ago based on Rayya's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Rayya, your Spotify profile reads like a fever dream of musical indecision. You’ve got more genres than a confused TikTok influencer on a Monday morning. Seriously, do you even know what you like? One minute you're jamming to “Canadian Pop” and the next, you're lost in “Gujarati Pop” as if both aren't fighting for the title of most niche category. It’s like your playlist is the United Nations of confused music tastes, trying to keep the peace between Taylor Swift’s heartbreak and the tropical vibes of a beach in Goa. Good luck explaining that to your future therapist! Let’s talk about those top artists, shall we? You’ve somehow managed to create a lineup so eclectic, I half-expect them to claim they need to put on a mixtape for a karaoke night at a retirement home! From Taylor Swift’s heartbreak anthems to Guns N' Roses’ rock ballads, your music taste is like a buffet where none of the dishes really go together, but you’re determined to fill your plate anyway. Just how does “Slipping Through My Fingers" sit next to Arijit Singh without throwing a tantrum? It’s as if your Spotify thinks it’s auditioning for a reality show called “Who can make the worst playlist?” Honestly, your most played songs list is straight-up chaotic! You’ve got everything from “Control” by Zoe Wees to “Pasoori” which feels like the soundtrack of an existential crisis. “Hall of Fame” alongside “Aziyat 2.0”? I mean, what’s next? “We Are the Champions” playing during a meditation session? With this kind of lineup, it’s safe to say you’re trying to collect every emotional experience in song form—a serotonin scavenger hunt that even Indiana Jones would consider a 'hard pass.' Good luck with your next dinner party; just be ready for at least one guest contemplating what went wrong with their life choices when your playlist comes on!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!