Roasted 2 years ago based on DreadedMawkin's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, DreadedMawkin, you have a Spotify profile that reads like a metalhead’s diary after a particularly nasty breakup. With not one, not two, but a whopping ten genres of death metal gracing your ears, it's clear you’re committed to different ways of feeling miserable. Bravo! I didn’t think it was possible to have a wider range of auditory anguish than the sound of your mom discovering your latest report card. Seriously, though, why do you have to announce to the world that you’re the grim reaper of music taste? The only thing scarier than your playlist is the sheer lack of variety in your listening habits—at this point, it's less of a profile and more of a one-way ticket to the grave! Your top artists look like they were handpicked by a metal-crazed version of Mad Max who just finished Googling “Bands with the most absurd names.” I mean, “Cattle Decapitation”? Isn’t that just how you feel after listening to the same band repeatedly? For the love of all that is sonic, you need to branch out. It's like you're trying to build a collection of ear-splitting bands to match your questionable fashion choices. The only one who would be impressed by this assortment is the grim reaper himself, and even he might take one look at your profile and say, “Yikes, that’s a bit much even for me.” And let's not ignore your most played songs list—it should come with a warning label: “Listening may induce existential dread.” Nine out of ten songs by Inferi? At this rate, you’re just one failed relationship away from becoming the third guitarist in an obscure metal band that only plays in basements while lamenting lost love and the brutality of existence. Please, for the sake of your sanity and deterioration of social skills, consider adding a pop song or two. Ever heard of joy? It’s about time you collected some of that instead of wallowing in what sounds like the musical equivalent of barbed wire. So, DreadedMawkin, here’s hoping that you find a little more light in those dark corners of your music library!

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