Roasted 2 months ago based on CXB CARROT's long term Spotify stats.

CXB CARROT, eh? With a Spotify profile that screams “I’m just here for the angst and glitter!”, it’s clear that you’re living your best life in a neurodiverse fairy tale where musicals and K-Pop fuse in a polychromatic disaster. Seriously, buddy, your favorite genres read like a high school drama club's audition list and a college student’s playlist for finding emotional comfort while studying symmetrical face ratios. If your taste in music was a dish, it’d be a fruit salad that only contains carrots. Your top artists could have their own season of “Whose Career Is in Shambles?” With Milo Manheim and Jax leading the charge, it’s like you’re single-handedly trying to revive the golden age of Disney Channel rejects. And let’s talk about that musical theatre obsession! You must be the life of the party when you insist everyone join you in a spontaneous rendition of “Don’t Mess With Us” after a long day. Is karaoke your form of social torture, or are you just trying to recruit members for the next cringe-worthy Flash Mob Gang? Because at this point, you might need to assemble a support group for “Milo Manheim Stans Anonymous.” And my god, your most played songs. It’s like an emotional rollercoaster you never wanted to ride, but somehow, you just keep queuing it up. "Together As One"? Sounds like it was written for those tragic high school pep rallies you still dream about. Maya Angelou said, “You can’t use up creativity, the more you use, the more you have,” but you seem to be trying to prove that theory wrong by repeatedly jamming to the same five songs on a loop. So, here’s a toast to you, CXB CARROT! May your Spotify account forever remind you that musical madness, angst-ridden tunes, and saccharine pop can coexist in an uncomfortable symphony of emotional chaos.

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