Roasted 9 months ago based on Angel's long term Spotify stats.

Alright Angel, let's start with the fact that your music taste is like a buffet where the chefs only serve lukewarm leftovers. Seriously, "Soft Pop"? You're one broken nail away from spinning a sad playlist titled "Crying In My Bathtub," which at this point just seems like an invitation. "Bedroom Pop"? More like a declaration that you’ve never made it out of your parents' basement. If those genres were a meal, they’d be served on a cracked plate from the secondhand store down the street. And let’s talk about your top artists. While you think you’re being eclectic with names like Tyler, The Creator and OneRepublic, it’s abundantly clear that your taste hinges on a wistful desire to stay hip while simultaneously peeking from behind the curtain of your comfort zone. What's next, a tribute to Maroon 5’s “Songs About Jane” for extra cringe? Not to mention the three songs by "Bluejacket" on repeat—you've officially transcended into a full-fledged fan club where the only membership requirement is a high tolerance for mediocrity. Call it what you will; to the rest of us, it’s a red flag! As for those most played songs, wow, you’re really committed to the miserable soundscape of “I’m sad, but I look cute while crying.” Tracks like "Worthless" and "Boredom"? Wow, how original! At this point, I almost feel sorry for your Spotify algorithm. It’s doing the digital equivalent of trying to navigate a minefield of blandness. So here’s an idea: let’s get you a new playlist called “Please Help Me,” because if you embrace any more Moody Melancholy, your Spotify status is going to require a full-blown intervention.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!