Roasted 2 months ago based on karti's long term Spotify stats.

Karti, your Spotify profile reads like the confused diary of a teenager who just discovered the concept of "mood genres." You’ve got more variations of rap than a mid-2000s Myspace page. Seriously, it’s like you just threw darts at a list of genres and said, “Yep, I’ll take them all.” I mean, you’ve got more labels than the local thrift store, and I can’t decide if you’re expressing your artistic range or just trying to avoid commitment. Now let’s talk about those top artists. Drake? Classic. Travis Scott? Sure. But after that? It’s like the rest of your playlist consists of artists one step away from being international waterboards. I hope your friends don’t ask you for recommendations because “who’s your favorite?” would spiral into the world’s longest awkward silence while they google “How to pretend to know these artists.” Even Spotify’s algorithm is eye-rolling at this point, wondering if it should give you a rap intervention or just throw you on a time machine back to 2006. And those most played songs? Oh boy! If your goal was to create a playlist that sounds like a random song generator vomited up its lunch, congratulations! You nailed it. The only thing more chaotic than your music taste is a toddler on a sugar rush. There's undoubtedly something poetic about the assortment of names in your top tracks, but it’s trapped deep beneath layers of confusion and uncertainty. Are you curating a playlist for a club in a post-apocalyptic wasteland? Because it sure sounds like the soundtrack to a sci-fi movie where no one survives!

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