Roasted 2 years ago based on Miyuao's long term Spotify stats.

Mika♠︎, you’ve made your Spotify profile look like the entryway to a K-Pop fan club that no one wanted to join. Your favorite genres read like a buffet of musical obsessions that would make a teenage girl in a bubblegum aisle feel at home. Seriously, it looks like you accidentally stumbled into an identity crisis and decided to embrace your inner 12-year-old while keeping the “No Boys Allowed” sign posted. We get it, your taste in music is as eclectic as a thrift store on half-off day – K-Pop, J-Pop, and Anime all trying to coexist in a tragic love triangle. It’s adorable how your top artists list could double as a list of characters from a Netflix anime series. Stray Kids? ONEUS? (G)I-DLE? You’re practically one fan chant away from starting a cosplay event at the next local café. While everyone else is curating sophisticated tastes, you’re over here jamming out like a virtual pop idol trapped in a world where the only emotions allowed are “pick me” and “aesthetic.” Your playlists must sound like a karaoke night gone wildly wrong – complete with cringy dance moves and glitter confetti that’s just *always* out of reach. And let's talk about your most played songs, with tracks named “Chk Chk Boom” and “Crazy Form.” Are you listening to music or trying to summon an enthusiastic rave in your living room? Spoiler alert: it’s the latter, and it's getting old. Your Spotify choices scream, “I’m here for a good time, but please don’t take me seriously.” Honestly, if the algorithm had feelings, it would probably be rolling its eyes and asking you when you plan on growing up. Keep doing you, Mika♠︎, but remember – every scroll of the playlist is like another chance to make a better choice.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!