Roasted 2 years ago based on lill pettigrew's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Lill Pettigrew, your Spotify profile reads like the musical diary of someone who just emerged from a sad poetry slam in a basement that smells like mildew. Seriously, "Countrygaze”? Are you trying to combine the pain of heartbreak with the nostalgia of a pickup truck? It’s like you’re living in a constant state of melancholic bliss, and I half-expect your playlist to come with a side of artisanal cheese and an emotional support dog. Your top artists look like a “Who’s Who” of people who take the phrase “I’m just vibing” to an excessively tedious level. And can we talk about those most played songs? "Snake" by Sadurn? Yeah, because nothing says “I have my life together” quite like a song that sounds like it’s meant to accompany a funeral for a houseplant. You’ve got Fenne Lily popping up twice, which is hilarious, because it’s giving that one friend who shows up to every party but still somehow manages to leave everyone feeling more melancholic. With your collection, you could start a support group for people who can’t get through the week without sobbing into a cup of herbal tea while contemplating the fragility of existence. Finally, Lill, the sheer amount of "small room" and "bubblegrunge" in your favorites is a clear sign that you definitely need to get out more. Between your love for "Chamber Pop", which sounds like music for a royal chamber pot, and your affinity for melancholia, it’s crystal clear: you’re one candle, a cozy blanket, and an existential crisis away from becoming a podcast host about the meaning of life. But hey, keep those playlists coming. At least you're entertaining the rest of us while we ride the rollercoaster of your emotional depths!

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