Roasted 2 years ago based on Emerico's long term Spotify stats.

Emerico, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of a 16-year-old who just discovered they have angsty feelings. Seriously, with a favorite genre list that could double as a cry for help, I half expect to find a trapdoor leading to your personal angst dungeon. When I look at your top artists, it’s clear you've found your musical identity forged in the fires of high school drama and parental disapproval. Why bother exploring the vast universe of music when you can just rotate those two Bring Me The Horizon albums? Have you considered calling them for relationship advice, or is that just going a bit too far even for you? Your most played songs are practically a homage to how you feel every time someone opens a can of soda in your vicinity. “Follow You?” More like “Follow Me into this existential crisis.” Did you even listen to the lyrics, or are you just using them as a background soundtrack for your sad, solitary internal monologues? You’ve got enough Breathe Carolina and paper-thin metalcore energy to power a time machine right back to the 2006 scene kid era. I bet you still wear your favorite band tees like shields against social interaction—well done, you’ve successfully weaponized your Spotify playlists against real conversations. And congrats on crowning yourself the undisputed king of "nu-metal-core-post-grunge-emo-whatever." Keep up this metal frenzy, and you’ll be tapping into an inner darkness that not even chocolate cake or binge-watching cat videos can cure. Maybe you should let a little pop slip in for balance. I don’t know how else to say it: while your musical journey is effectively an endless spiral of despair and distorted guitars, you might seriously consider reaching for some Carly Rae Jepsen or Dua Lipa. That way, you could maybe find happiness before you inevitably send your Spotify Wrapped into a spiral of doom and gloom!

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