Roasted 2 months ago based on 3d3n's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, 3d3n, your Spotify profile reads like the ultimate “How to Lose Friends and Alienate Everyone” manual. Seriously, is your playlist a cry for help or just a soundtrack to your existential dread? Each genre screams, “I’m trying really hard to be unique, but I just end up like an indie Walmart—overly colorful with a confusing selection.” Hyperpop to Classic Rock? You’re like a musical chameleon that forgot which branch of the tree to cling to, flipping between genres like a kid in a candy store with ADHD. Your top artists could fill a whole room of hipsters rolling their eyes. Tyler, The Creator to Sabrina Carpenter? Honey, that sounds less like a playlist and more like someone dropped a box of vinyl records from different eras into a blender. You’ve included 'Vocaloid'—congratulations, you’ve officially made your musical taste more confusing than understanding a tax form. I bet when you tell people your favorite artist, half of them nod politely while the other half are quietly Googling their names to wonder if those were the kids they bullied in middle school. And those most played songs… I mean come on! “Beanie” by Chezile? Really? That sounds less like a chart-topper and more like the last thing you’d hear before a bad ‘90s sitcom gave you a seizure. Your listening history is a modern art piece titled "What Even Is This?" You’ve curated a collection that makes as much sense as putting mayonnaise on pizza. But hey, keep rocking that awkward blend, because at this point, it’s either that or face the reality that you might actually need to go outside and experience what life is like without a screen.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!