Roasted 4 months ago based on Michał Rabiasz's long term Spotify stats.

Michał Rabiasz, huh? With a Spotify profile that looks like a Mad Libs exercise gone wrong, it's clear you've got more genres than personality. EDM meets Folk Metal? It's as if you couldn't pick a lane, so you just decided to hop onto every musical highway at once! Honestly, your taste in music is like a confused toddler on a sugar rush—unhinged, unpredictable, and definitely not what anyone asked for. Classic rule #1 of music: if you're jamming to Sabaton and David Guetta in the same breath, you've officially crossed over into a realm of chaos that only a time traveler from a 90s rave could appreciate. And let's talk about those top artists. "Sabrina Carpenter" right next to "Sabaton"? It’s like saying you enjoy skydiving and also knitting—one is thrilling and the other puts people to sleep. Coldplay and Calvin Harris might have you dreaming of hitting the club and contemplating life, but they’re not preparing you for the existential crisis that is having OneRepublic and "HandClap" on repeat. If your artist selection were a plate of food, it would be a bizarre buffet of leftovers that no one, including you, knows how it got there. Are you jamming in your car or having an identity crisis that requires a therapist? Lastly, your most played songs read like a Spotify playlist generated by an algorithm that just woke up from a three-day bender. Seriously, "We Didn't Start the Fire"? You might as well be sitting in a rocking chair sipping lemonade while shouting at the kids to stay off your lawn. And what's with the sudden drop from "Dangerous" to "NUMB"? You go from wanting to party to questioning your entire existence like a blink-and-you-miss-it mood swing. Michał, it's time to reevaluate your life choices—start by hitting "shuffle" on your emotional state and find some direction before your Spotify account files a restraining order!

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