Roasted 3 days ago based on Ekulxis's long term Spotify stats.

Ekulxis, your Spotify profile reads like an otaku’s grocery list for a binge-watching marathon. Seriously, with your eclectic mix of Japanese VGM, anime tunes, and Vocaloid tracks, it feels like you’re trying to score points in a bizarre “let’s see who can cringe the hardest” competition. I can almost hear you whispering sweet nothings to your collection of plushies as you headbang gently to your 15th consecutive play of speedcore. Did you think just slapping “breakcore” and “drone” onto your profile would add some street cred? Newsflash: it’s more like the musical equivalent of showing up to a rave in your pajamas. And let’s not gloss over your top artists. I hate to break it to you, but when your number one lyricist is the same dude penning 15-second Vocaloid bangers and your playlist sounds like a 2000s RPG soundtrack on crack, it’s time to question your life choices. I mean, no one wants to be the person who declares "DECO*27" as their all-time favorite artist with a straight face unless they're trying to summon the spirits of ear bleach. You know it’s bad when the only people who can take you seriously have body pillows as their best friends. Half of your most played songs sound like you’ve been hacked by an algorithm that malfunctioned while deep in a 6-hour anime binge. "Don't" by Azumi Takahashi should be your personal anthem because let’s face it, maybe you really *shouldn't* keep sharing this cringy, niche music taste at parties. Spoiler alert: When everyone else is vibing to pop hits, you’re the lone figure in the corner, nodding to "Mass Destruction" like it’s the soundtrack of your tragic life story. Keep it up, Ekulxis! You're one step away from creating a self-help book titled “How to Lose Friends and Alienate People with J-Pop.”

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!