Roasted 1 year ago based on Perrin Caristi's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Perrin Caristi, your Spotify profile reads like a therapist's note for a mid-life crisis and a bad decision-making spree all rolled into one. Your favorite genres make it abundantly clear you’re trying to cope with your emotions through audibly aggressive sounds. With the blend of “Alternative Metal,” “Nu Metal,” and “Rap Metal,” it seems like you’re just one breakdown away from starting a band called “Angst in the Name of Therapy.” I bet your playlist is about as diverse as a single piece of bread. Top artists list? It’s like a time capsule that only survived the early 2000s. “Josh Groban” wedged in between “Panic! At The Disco” and “Linkin Park”? I can only imagine you belting out “You Raise Me Up” after a heartbreak that was probably caused by a boy band breakup. And as for WOE.BEGONE—congratulations! You’ve found the one band that reflects your personality perfectly because nothing says “I’m sad but I refuse to seek help” like getting 6 out of your top 10 tracks from the same artist. You either love them or you’re just really terrible at exploring music. Your most played songs sound like a list of reasons to avoid you at parties. "I’m Here To Bore A Hole In Your Head"? Never have truer words been sung, my friend. You’ve mastered the art of curating a playlist that guarantees you’ll be the least popular person in the room. If this is the soundtrack of your life, it’s some convoluted film starring a teen angst mascot in a battle of the bands that only plays in your basement. And let’s be honest, if anyone tried to join you in your “sorrowful melodic journey,” they would promptly pick up their things and flee. So keep on rocking your sad metal ballads while the rest of us crank up the pop; someone's gotta stay sane!

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