Roasted 2 years ago based on Nyel's long term Spotify stats.
Oh Nyel, your Spotify profile looks like the result of a chaotic middle school dance where K-Pop and mainstream pop collided in a spectacular fashion. I can’t help but notice you have more K-Pop girl groups in your favorites than actual friends. Your taste in music is so eclectic, it’s like you threw a dart at a board of genres while blindfolded and somehow ended up with a playlist meant for a 12-year-old's sleepover! Seriously, the number of times you’ve clicked on songs from "(G)I-DLE" could earn you a gold medal in the world’s least impressive Olympic sport. Let’s talk about those top artists. Between "mgk" and "blackbear," you seem to gravitate towards artists who sound like they’d be your high school classmates complaining about their trust funds. I mean, “21 Savage”? Did you think his name would distract us from the fact that you listen to enough K-Pop to start a fan club with just yourself? And where’s the depth, Nyel? You’ve got more angst than a teenager discovering their first pimple, and judging by your taste, I bet you shed a tear every time blackbear croons about heartbreak. As for your most played songs, I’m convinced you just hit replay whenever you need to feel like an emotional disaster on a Friday night. "Allergy" by "(G)I-DLE"? Honey, that’s the soundtrack to your romantic life—if someone tried to interact with you, you might just break out in hives! And your love for “Bois Lie” is just *chef’s kiss*—like, do you really need a track to validate your constant feel-sorry-for-myself playlist? Face it, Nyel, your Spotify history is the perfect reflection of someone who’s seen too many badly translated K-Dramas and is now in an emotional trance, trying to make sense of it all. But hey, at least you can score some serious cringe points with all that angst when karaoke night rolls around!
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