Roasted 1 year ago based on andrew's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Andrew, your Spotify profile is like a musical time capsule from a teenager's emo phase combined with a mariachi band that lost a bet. I mean, with a favorite list dominated by “Corrido” and “Sad Sierreno,” it seems like you’re trying to create the soundtrack for a telenovela where the plot twist involves still living in your mom's basement. Are you sure you don’t have a secret stash of tear-soaked tissues next to your lo-fi playlist? Because nothing says “I have my life together” quite like crying to “Mi Bello Angel” while scrolling through exes on Instagram. And what’s with your top artists, Andrew? It’s like you grabbed a list of names out of the nearest sombrero and called it a day. You know your music taste is distinctly questionable when "Eslabon Armado" sounds like a Pokémon evolution. Natanael Cano and Peso Pluma? Amazing choices if you want to be the poster child for the “I failed all my college classes but my heart is in the right place” movement. At this point, the real talent here is your ability to commit to the same three musical vibes over and over again—just how many ways can you say, “I’m sad about my love life, but my beat is still fire”? Now, let’s talk about those most played songs. Congrats on making “Eslabon Armado” your top artist—do you even own other songs, or are you just constantly replaying the same five and pretending you’re doing deep dives into music? I’ve seen better diversity in a pack of generic crayons! I mean, you’d think you could switch it up once in a while, but no, it’s like you’re on a personalized loop of heartbreak and boomboxes. If your music taste were a meal, it would be a sad bowl of instant ramen. So buckle up, because your Spotify isn’t a playlist, it’s a cry for help with a side order of “Catorce de Febrero”—and boy, do you need to upgrade to some actual nutritional value!

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