Roasted 2 years ago based on Tyler's long term Spotify stats.

Tyler, your Spotify profile is basically a musical cry for help wrapped in an oversized flannel. It's like you took one look at a list of genres and thought, “Why not all of them, but only the most angsty ones?” Seriously, it’s a straight-up laundry list of teenage angst and midlife crises combined. If your playlist were a person, it would be that friend who keeps talking about how "real music" died in the 90s but somehow still cries at every Paramore breakup video. Your top artists read like a comprehensive guide on how to alienate everyone at parties. You’ve got Tyler Childers sandwiched between tortured screams and whatever genre "melodic metalcore" is. I can only imagine your friends cringing while you passionately defend why Kublai Khan TX is the next big thing. Spoiler: they’re not. Also, if I have to hear "Blood Sport" one more time, I might just check into a rehabilitation center for my own sanity. And don’t get me started on your most played songs—”Deep in the Willow” sounds about as cheery as your life choices. I mean, are you actively trying to scare away happiness with those track names? Your profile is like a dating app for sad boys, but somehow less appealing. You might want to consider a little variety, Tyler. Your Spotify isn’t a shrine to your existential dread; it’s a music platform. So, let’s aim for "at least mildly interesting" next time, alright?

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