Roasted 1 year ago based on aki's long term Spotify stats.

Aki, your Spotify profile looks like the result of an unholy alliance between an overly caffeinated teenager and a glitchy algorithm. Hyperpop and phonk? Seriously? I can’t tell if you’re curating a playlist for a rave or preparing for a MIDI explosion. You must really love music that sounds like someone desperately trying to summon the EDM gods while simultaneously hacking together a soundtrack for a Pinterest aesthetic. Congratulations, you’ve unlocked the “I was definitely a kid who wore neon leg warmers” badge. Let's talk about your top artists, shall we? Odetari and Kordhell? What are you, a middle school DJ at a birthday party where the theme is 'please stop torturing your parents'? You’ve done an impressive job of making people question your taste and maybe call social services on you for exposing them to this disaster of a playlist. If your music could talk, it would probably scream, “Help me!” You might as well have just planted a sign on your profile that reads, “My life is a chaotic mess and I love it!” And can we take a moment to dissect those most played songs? “Death Is No More” followed by “Sleepwalker”? Aki, it sounds like your Spotify queue doubles as a therapy session. I hope you don't take criticism to heart when you’re being serenaded by “XOXO (Kisses Hugs)” featuring a chiptune melody that contrasts violently with all the emotional turmoil you’re clearly going through. Look, I get it—sometimes you just want the music to capture the essence of existential dread, but maybe it’s time to take a break from the chaos and let a little Taylor Swift slip in. Or at least give your brain a break from the hyper-speed meltdown you call music.

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