Roasted 1 year ago based on welcome home roxie carmichael's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, jirafeluwna, let’s talk about your Spotify profile. You claim your favorite genres are Indonesian Indie, Indorock, and Indie-like there's any difference between them! It’s like saying your favorite food is “grilled chicken” but specifying “grilled chicken from three different restaurants.” And don't even get me started on the jangle pop and garage rock—did you just throw a bunch of random words together hoping a synth-y miracle would happen? I’ve seen more diversity in a bowl of plain oatmeal. You’ve got quite the lineup of artists there, bless your heart. Mitski to Taylor Swift is like saying you enjoy both dodgeball and croquet at the same time! You must throw some killer dinner parties, or maybe it’s just you sitting alone sobbing to your playlist while pretending you’re having a good time. And I can just imagine you with your headphones on, acting like you’d totally vibe with Lana Del Rey at a coffee shop, while inside you're one spoonful of ice cream away from a full breakdown. Your most played songs list is a masterpiece of confusion, my friend. I can only assume you’re trying to gather an audience at an underground coffeehouse where everyone is required to wear beanies and drink herbal tea. “Pretender - Acoustic Ver”? So you’re telling me you’re the acoustic version of a pretender, huh? Look, nobody enjoys existential dread quite like you, but let’s face it, you’re basically just one sad TikTok away from owning a cat named “Mitski.” Good luck with that vibe!

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