Roasted 11 months ago based on sophie's long term Spotify stats.

Sophie, it looks like your Spotify profile is the musical equivalent of that trendy café that serves avocado toast and fluorescent soy lattes. I mean, you’ve got “Bedroom Pop” right at the top of your favorite genres. Are you curating a playlist for when you want to simultaneously cry into a pillow and pretend you're on a cool first date? News flash: the only time your favorite genre should be “Bossa Nova” is when you're trying to escape a mid-life crisis in a Parisian café. And what's with all the French? Did you mistake Spotify for a language immersion program? Your top artists read like the ultimate hipster bingo card, but honey, can we talk about “aupinard”? Who is that? Your Spotify secretly harboring an artist so obscure that even Wikipedia’s giving them the side-eye is peak Sophie. And let’s not gloss over your most played songs list where “Nikes on My Feet” and “j'ai encore rêvé d'elle” can coexist without causing a musical seismic event. Bravo, you’ve somehow created a playlist that’s just one existential crisis away from questioning your life choices! I can picture it now: you twirling around your room in your oversized sweater, balancing the artsy vibes of “French Indie Pop” and “Psychedelic Rock” like it’s a new-age yoga class. Your musical taste has the emotional spectrum of a damp sponge, and it's bold — I'll give you that. I mean, playing “All Along the Watchtower” after “c'est tout moi” reveals a personality as confused as a cat in a dog park. Keep rocking those vocal tracks, Sophie; we can’t wait to see where your identity crisis leads you next!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!