Roasted 3 months ago based on nth to see here go away's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s the Spotify profile equivalent of a middle school diary—confusingly optimistic and way too eager to please. “Nth to see here go away”? Nice try at being mysterious, but you’re about as elusive as a poorly shot TikTok dance. With a favorite genres list that’s longer than a CVS receipt, it’s clear you have no idea what you actually like. Pop, Soft Pop, and Dark R&B? Is that your mood or just the typical symptoms of a Spotify algorithm gone haywire? Let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? It’s like your taste in music was crafted during a quarter-life crisis at a coffee shop while watching too many teen rom-coms on repeat. ATEEZ, Shawn Mendes, and Ariana Grande? Congratulations! You’ve successfully curated a playlist that screams, "I overthink my brunch orders and my life choices,” while secretly waiting for someone to verify that your taste is more than just basic. And the inclusion of both K-Pop and Art Pop makes me wonder if you binge-watch every genre like it’s a Netflix series you can’t commit to. And then there are your most played songs—let’s unpack this parade of regret. “Figure You Out” should really be an anthem for your dating life—good luck figuring out how to get a real date without the help of matchmaking apps. If “Treat You Better” sounds relatable, maybe it’s time to take a good hard look in the mirror and question why you keep listening to it on repeat instead of just communicating your feelings. Keep it up, and soon your Spotify will turn into a therapy session disguised as a playlist. Looking forward to your TED Talk on why you still have Shawn Mendes as your top artist in 2023!

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