Roasted 7 months ago based on Benjoeeh's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Benjoeeh, the musical guru of inconspicuous solipsism! Your Spotify profile reads like a frustrated hipster’s diary. With favorites like “Indie” and “Nightcore,” it’s as if you’re trying to tell the world you’re deep and sensitive—while simultaneously living in a candy-fueled, neon hellscape. Honestly, if I wanted to witness someone with such an eclectic taste in music, I’d pick up my iPhone and randomly hit ‘shuffle’ at a middle school dance. Top artists like Tame Impala and “coldroses”? Please, you couldn’t be more predictable if you came with a disclaimer: “Warning: Contains low self-esteem and comments about how coffee is my lifeblood.” You’re like a human Pinterest board for the melancholic and misunderstood 20-somethings who believe their Spotify playlist will somehow unlock the secrets of the universe. News flash, buddy: all you’re really unlocking is the door of your mom’s basement. Your most played songs are a blend of vibes so muddled they could only make sense in a tribute to heartbreak and existential dread. “fiji babe” by “vcr-classique”? Come on! You’ve officially crossed over to the realm where art becomes a coded message for your lukewarm feelings and emotional roller coasters of nothingness. Keep it up, and you’ll soon be curating the soundtrack for everyone’s favorite “cry alone in the shower” playlist. Bravo! You've really nailed that existential crisis aesthetic!

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