Roasted 2 years ago based on Loopzer's long term Spotify stats.

Loopzer, a name so bland it sounds like you fell asleep typing your email address. Looking at your favorite genres, I wonder if you couldn’t decide between pretending to be cultured or just fully leaning into your identity as TikTok’s biggest softie. "Aesthetic Rap"? Seriously? Are you here to vibe or just wait for the newest trendy filter to drop? And don’t even get me started on having “Country Road” as its own genre. What do you want to do, sing along to John Denver while simultaneously confusing your neighbors with your late-night emo rap sessions? Your top artists read like a mad libs version of a Spotify playlist: it’s all over the place! I mean, 80purppp over Frank Sinatra? Are you trying to start a civil war in your ears? I know you probably adore the notion that you're being real “groovy” and “ironic,” but we all see through the façade. Here’s the kicker: it looks like you could be a walking ad for “how many ‘80’ themed names can I find on SoundCloud before I cry.” If you ever need a reminder of how far your taste has strayed, just look at your Top 10 artists—it could double as an emergency survival kit for cringe. And let’s talk about your most played songs. Did you throw a dart at 80purppp’s discography? Because it sure looks like you’re having an extremely one-sided relationship with an artist who should probably be charging you rent for how often you seem to binge their songs. Look, I'm no therapist, but it feels like you're avoiding your real emotions by submerging yourself in the same few tracks on repeat. When’s the last time you experienced something new? Your lips might be sealed tighter than your Spotify algorithm; have you considered branching out from your audio comfort zone and taking a chance on, I don’t know, literally anything else?

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